What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
12.06.2025 09:19
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Do you know what she said mum?
How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
True - how I loved my mum!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What do you mean son?
Here's the cheapest way to buy Stellar Blade on PC - PCGamesN
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Heroes of the Storm Live Patch Notes - June 2, 2025 - Blizzard News
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What! how could you do that?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”